Just so.

The soft scent of cotton sheets.
(Really should clean them more often)
Ignore tempting deals on alcohol.
(Buy four bottles of Cava, and drink them all in front of the telly on a Tuesday night)
Avoid ending up with £350 phone bills.
(Four-hour phonecalls are the sweetest lullabies)
Plan in advance.
(Traipse up and down the Parade on Hallowe’en, only to end up with a squashed pumpkin)
Get to know your neighbours.
(Nose often pressed up against the window of a pizza place at 11am)
Be very careful.
(Sustain injuries on a kitchen countertop)
Immerse yourself in culture.
(Purchase eight horror flicks for £10)
Be thrifty.
(Spend hard-earned dollar on a taxi to see your favourite, at least thrice a week)
Frequent your local shop.
(Arguments between fridges as to what to make for dinner)
Give him the retards job.
(Parmasan)
Look after eachother.
(Kisses, all the time)

I love you.